Hiding Smokers « Result #2 on Mar 13, 2009, 4:47am »
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The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!"
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
"You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," said the pharmacist.
"What can I do for you today?"
"I'd like some condoms, please," said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,
"How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box."
"I'll take six boxes - that should last about a week," she replied.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size condoms would you like - we have large, extra large, and big liar size."
The sister thought for a minute, and finally said, "I'm not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel."
As a Man Soweth « Result #3 on Feb 25, 2009, 10:15pm »
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It had taken 40 years, but the good deed had been repaid. Nana was right. We reap exactly what we sow. ＾Every good deed you do wow gold will someday come back to you.￣
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Re: Science Fiction becomes reality (o_0) « Result #7 on Nov 15, 2004, 11:09pm »
well, i started to write an report on the article you posted about for my capstone class. Did any of you guys follow the link to the discovery channel to look at the orginal article? They have a picture of the brain on a petri dish. ewwww......
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Re: I like anime « Result #9 on Nov 2, 2004, 12:29am »
Voltes-V?? I've never seen that one. I'll have to check it out sometime.
There's always some anime for whatever you like. Classic animes to see is something like totoro or Princess Mononoke. Most people like anything by Hayao Miyazaki. Oh I like Love Hina too. Its funny and Tenchi is too. Ryooki is so cute
haha Evan you're willothewispNOT? thats funny. You'll probalby like something more like Rurouni Kenshin or you can go for real classes and watch the Macross aka Robotech series
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Re: Science Fiction becomes reality (o_0) « Result #10 on Nov 2, 2004, 12:10am »
wow "brain controlled plane" huh? freaky. its the first i've heard of this. thanks for the info, I think im going to use it for a short paper I need to write out for my capstone class :)
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thats funny. You'll probalby like something more like Rurouni Kenshin or you can go for real classes and watch the Macross aka Robotech series